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100 REASONS THAT ITS GREAT TO BE A GUY Hulyo 5, 2007

Posted by Dakilang Pasaway in Advice, Love & Relationship.
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1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
2. Movie nudity is virtually always female.
3. You know stuff about tanks.
4. A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase.
5. Monday Night Football.
6. You don’t have to monitor your friends’ sex lives.
7. Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
8. You can open all your own jars.
9. Old friends don’t give a crap whether you’ve lost or gained weight.
10. Dry cleaners and haircutters don’t rob you blind.

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Simple And Clean: Men (Maybe Not Clean) Hulyo 5, 2007

Posted by Dakilang Pasaway in Advice, Love & Relationship.
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Women, learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not considered by us to be opportunities to see if we can find the perfect present . . . . again!

Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.

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