100 REASONS THAT ITS GREAT TO BE A GUY « The Adventure of Super Kamote

100 REASONS THAT ITS GREAT TO BE A GUY Hulyo 5, 2007

Posted by Dakilang Pasaway in Advice, Love & Relationship.
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1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
2. Movie nudity is virtually always female.
3. You know stuff about tanks.
4. A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase.
5. Monday Night Football.
6. You don’t have to monitor your friends’ sex lives.
7. Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
8. You can open all your own jars.
9. Old friends don’t give a crap whether you’ve lost or gained weight.
10. Dry cleaners and haircutters don’t rob you blind.